The first ones are here.
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Being a Captain is tough
Especially when you’re not buff
It’s hard to be a chief
When you’re called Martin Crieff
I mean, that name sounds like “du-du-DUFF”
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Competitive as you may
There are rules you must obey
Wherever it is hidden
Concealing is forbidden
The lemon, ladies and gentlemen, is in play
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Treetop level flying is valiant
Martin’s screaming - not so elegant
Still, there’s no doubt
What it really is about:
Polar bears - are - BRILLIANT!
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It can be played with a friend
It’s easy to comprehend
How do you win?
You see, that’s the thing
Yellow car’s a game that doesn’t end
Sherlock and the Meaning of Love
Sherlock “Not My Area” Holmes has some difficulties trying to determine the meaning of love.
My first video ever, so pardon the amateurish editing (and my laziness that made me cut off parts of the song, so it’s not as smooth as it could be). I just thought that the song suits Sherlock quite well. :D
Since Benedict has claimed the otters, I present you “Bears Who Look Like John Finnemore” - with an added bonus bear polar! \o/ Because bears are brilliant and so is John Finnemore!
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.
I made a test that determines which tumblr Sherlock fandom archetype fits you best! :D
My favourite faces of all faces~ :’D They all do the “:C” face quite well!
Had to reblog because of this:

from consulting-douchebag
it’s awesome that in our fine country one of the most annoying things is when you DON’T get free money for no reason. because obviously all of us should get money. for doing nothing. gotta love finland.
Actually, my point was that they seem to get great satisfaction from rubbing it in your face by sending you letters basically saying, “Hey, guess what? You could get some money from us! LOL JK, your parents earn too much so you aren’t getting shit! :D :D :D” (Like it’s a given that everyone’s parents support them financially~)
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“Sherlock, get down here and kiss me!”
“Oh, you can’t reach? What a shame… I guess you have to wish for Santa to bring you a few inches of extra height.”
“You’re not being funny.”
“Just throw the bloody twig away and I’ll kiss you, you dolt.”
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I wanted to draw something Sherlock-related to my 221st follower, who happened to be the-elegant-cactus. They requested John trying to hold a mistletoe over Sherlock who looks either amused or annoyed. I chose the former and made John even shorter than he is so that he couldn’t reach Sherlock’s mouth even when tiptoeing. And of course Sherlock draws great joy from this~ :D
(I seem to have a thing for gleeful!Sherlock and unamused!John, judging from this and this~)
So, here’s some good old Christmas fluff for you. And I even got it done in time - I’ve exceeded myself! \o/ Fantastic, meretricious and a happy new year to you all! <3
There once was a boy, Martin Crieff
Who caused his parents some grief
He wanted to be a plane
But his efforts were in vain
The flight down from the roof is rather brief
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There was a steward, Arthur Shappey
Who knew the secret of being happy
Toss an apple, or rather
Get into hot water
It’ll surely make your day a lot less crappy
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If there ever was a living otter
On the flight deck, there’d be clutter
So put the last one
In the fridge, it’ll have fun
Playing among the bread, milk and butter
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A gun might be your first pick
But I’ll let you in on a trick
If you meet a bear polar
You can certainly go far
With nothing but an egg whisk and a pogo stick
Made a few of these again~ \o/ Sexually Oblivious Sherlock seems to hold a special place in my heart for some reason. I find it hilariously adorable and my mind just keeps churning out new ones - I can’t help it! :’D
Seriously, people, let’s make a meme out of sullen Sherlock!
Although, these are more like ‘vengeful 8-year-old Sherlock’ (<- trololol, see what I did there?) :’D
//Oh, apparently it’s called ‘Grumplock’ - well, that works too! :D